Are Kim and Kanye moving in together? They go house hunting in the rain, and she gets a bit too intimate in front of the cameras.
Is it wrong to be pleased that it's raining in Miami? Because we are, a bit. We think Kim's endless pictures of her on the beach have made us bitter ...
Kanye West - who's visiting Kim Kardashian while she films Kim and Kourtney Take Miami - sheltered Kim from the rain like a proper gentleman (our boyfriend always holds the umbrella wrong and soaks our hair), and while Kanye was distracted, Kim took the chance to grab his bum. In public. Cute! Or, a bit gross. One or the other.
They were caught looking round million pound mansions (is there any other kind?) in Miami - so are they buying a house together? Are they moving in together? And please can we come to stay if we're in Miami?
While she wasn't groping her boyfriend in public,Kim has been tweeting pictures of presents Kanye had bought her back from Paris Fashion Week - a Louis Vuitton wallet and some Rick Owens sunglasses. Clearly, designer gifts are the way to Kim's heart ...
She also wrote she'd been on ChatRoulette (yeah, remember that? When everyone was really into it? Well, two years later, Kim has discovered it) chatting to fans. And probably seeing some really disgusting people doing gross things too. Don't try that at home, please.
Kim recently told Tatler than her top turn offs in men were: "Anything to do with bad hygiene, like teeth or nails or big ears. I'm really weird about stuff like that." Big ears = unhygenic. You heard it here first.
Maybe Kanye's not pleased it's raining and he's only packed shorts. We've all been there, Kanye - we doubt one of the world's most famous rappers has time to check the weather forecast. Or maybe he's read Kim's comments about marriage and weddings and he's not quite ready to sit through another four hour wedding special of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. We know we're not, and we wouldn't even have to be in it.
At least Kim remembered to wear a bra this time ...
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